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theonewhosawitall: $1.1 BILLION

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:05:02 -0400

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

the-absolute-funniest-posts: leasusan: Me writhing a easy

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:34:14 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

leasusan:

Me writhing a easy

"You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:19 -0400

“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all. If that happens, you’re doing it right.”

- Ira Glass (via wordsthat-speak)

ootdfash: Double tap 💕👍😘

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:16:44 -0400

ootdfash:

Double tap 💕👍😘

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:15:05 -0400

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:07:06 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

iloveriandawson: I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:04:47 -0400

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

dear full time supermodel part time boyband member zayn malik, first of all how dare you

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:02:31 -0400

dear full time supermodel part time boyband member zayn malik,

first of all how dare you

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:59:08 -0400

Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came to a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:48:39 -0400

Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came

to a realistic male character.

All the awards.

kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:18 -0400

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:24 -0400

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

Hyper Realistic Hair Drawings by Brittany Schall

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:46:11 -0400

Hyper Realistic Hair Drawings by Brittany Schall

defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:32 -0400

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Old Sport”

geekyandpointless: IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:26:39 -0400

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:14 -0400

metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:45:37 -0400

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:45:08 -0400

538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:42:39 -0400

538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:

people who do math homework in pen are fearless

fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:34:17 -0400

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle